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my shit ass apt.

so yesterday when i came home from work there was a huge brown enevlope on the clip outside of my door. instantly i knew it was some crap from the apartment community. my first thought was its a letter telling me to get the keg off my balcony. but instead it was a folder containing a letter thanking me for being a resident for a year!! (come february) and part of this letter was to inform me that they are upping my rent a whooping twenty bucks a month and that i can lock in this special rate for only the next week!!

ok heres my question. what has this place done for me or the community to warrant the significant increase? lets see my car was towed. kandis’ car was vandalized. they charge me fifty dollars for a late fee even though i paid my rent on the due date, the hot tub has yet to work, the parking lot is out of control, my ac leaks rusty water into my tub, i got a letter for having a cooler on my balcony, the gates are never closed, the trash people come at 6am, a quarter of the washing machines dont work, and i guess my biggest pet peeve is the damn 4-runner.

so you ask yourself well what is up with the 4-runner. the day i moved in there was a 4-runner parked in one of the prime spots right in front of my apt building. this vehicle has not moved an inch since i have lived here. it causes so many parking problems. and again you say…how could one car cause parking problems. the spots are tiny as is. this truck taking up one spot causes others to seek other places to park. the people in other buildings park next to their building also in front of my building and it causes there to be no spots available. its like death taxes and that damn red 4-runner being in the same spot.

so all that being said i am looking to move to a house in round rock. i found a nice one that i already emailed the guy about and hopefully will go check it out tomorrow. i cant wait to get away from this shit ass apt.

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3 Comments

  1. Lauren December 1, 2005

    I told you that you can come live with me in Reno. Just means you’d have to drop everything down in the south and come here where it snows in the winter.

  2. kandis December 29, 2005

    i think it’s time you let everyone know that you’re not dead, honey! 🙂

  3. Christina December 31, 2005

    Vegas is better…damn why did I ever move back to Texas? I miss that lonely desert.

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